everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak
id like to thank my skeleton, who is always there
me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’
My language (Polish) - So beautiful
#true true#could be said also in czech or slovakian#then you swear in english and you end up saying things like#fuck fucking shit fuck shit fucking damn#which doesnt sound as good as when you let out a string of#jeden skurveny zasran pojebany jebat ho sekerou skurvysyna dojebaneho#it just#pfff#scroll on#uh
Slavic languages are the best.
They certainly are
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
Anime figures: $45+
Anime posters: $15+
Limited Addition Anime shirt: $100
Being a disappointment to your parents: Priceless
In what world is a figure is only $45?
petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision
live from eurovision 2015!!!!!!! no, your eyes are not betraying you that IS INDEED THE POPE BREAKDANCING
pope francis more like dope dances
"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"
*doesn’t manage it. Again*
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
true bravery is reblogging a noteless textpost
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like
what the hell do you mean chicks don’t like plaid
this one does
CHICKS REALLY LIKE PLAID WATCH OUT
WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS BROUGHT THIS BACK JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT HAD DIED OUT