ronaldkn0x:

when i went to japan i got so many discounts from being from ohio cause they thought it was hilarious 

earthdad:

too ugly to get followers from selfies and not funny enough to get followers from posts

ugly:

do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u

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some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

poryqon:

Me: *tells mean joke*

Person: thats not nice

Me: image

bennyandfangs:

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

just wait a few more chapters

crazykatyfandommusings:

radglarez:

patron-de-los-santos:

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

In Grand Theft Auto you can run over the cops

You can run over the cops in the real world too if you aren’t a weenie

enjoy your freedom of speech when you can

» VERY IMPORTANTE

kaykonut:


ibelieveinmartinfreeman
:

THINGS I’VE LEARNED NOT TO DO WHILE MAKING PANCAKES:

  1.  DON´T TOUCH THE PAN TO MAKE SURE IT’S HOT

    image (that’s a bandaid by the way)

  2. DON’T LEAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR FINGER WHILE THERE´S STILL A PANCAKE IN THE PAN

    image

WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH YOU KID???????????????????

frostingpeetaswounds:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FANFICTION AUTHORS WRITE IN THEIR OWN SPARE TIME AND YOU GET THEIR WRITING FOR FREE, THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR FREE ON THEIR OWN TIME 

don’t be an asshole

whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

Happy Easter to me, the rest of you are dicks. 

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