baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

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proctalgia:

when u walkin and someone wearing too much body spray passes u

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lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

» 90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*

zillyh00:

nannajane:

zillyh00:

i am now the youngest supervisor in my store

i read that as ‘survivor’ at first and got really scared

theres a reason why im the boss now

internetexplorers:

*subtle hints of self hatred in everything i say*

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

cactehi:

flirtly:

terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

just a reminder

very important^^

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troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

submachineguns:

Date a girl who reads, they say. Look how well it worked out for Kaneki Ken.

anniesscreams:

ppl who are like “what’s even the point of musicals”
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upsidedownsocks:

I want to draw but that means I have to draw

psychodelicunicron:

broadways-waiting:

grabbidyballs:

okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane

because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result

like when you see these things

you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying

so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”

but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting

but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be

but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you

i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr

I actually had one of these that was super great and it’s completely ruined me. It was called like Orange Cremesicle or something and it was so good I nearly cried from relief. So now I HAVE to eat every single one I see because they might be as good as that Orange Cremesicle was.